Madison and I are going to start a faux french indie pop band. This is our first song. Written in Jindabyne.
Mon cherie l'escargot
walks to playground rather slow
buy your dear pets les cadeux
see I bought us matching bows
Do you know his favourite meal
lettuce ou du l'orange peel
it maintains his slimy feel
which for a snail is tres ideal
One day she did fall rather ill
thought I detected un petit chill
so I took her to le vetinaire
but le conard, he did not care
He suggest I try a chef
which at least would result in a tasty death
but it seems the sight of a butcher's knife
did scare my little snail back to life
And now we are un famille again
I invite you mes amis, my friends
to celebrate our health with party time
so would you like some cheese or wine?
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